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If you were to pick one, who do you think will make it big in 2008?
Probably Coldplay, their coming back with an album produced by Brian Eno - I’ve heard he’s quite good. I’m predicting I’m taking a risk here - I think Coldplay will make it big in 2008. Do you like the way I gamble? Like I’m living life on the edge, either that or Duffy. Fuck she’s is already number one, don’t think you can get much better than that. Can you?
Are you a Duffy fan?
I don’t know yet, I haven’t heard the album. I haven’t heard the single either. I don’t live in England and it’s not big in Germany. I heard she’s big over there. I saw her perform in some black and white photo’s - nice and committal. Joking apart I do like my pop I get the feeling it will be nice post Winehouse, Motownest pop and I like me a bit of that.
What one song means the most to you?
Martin Denies Harbour Lights, just because it’s relaxing and takes my mind off death.
Who is your all time favourite act?
Definitely would have to say Tyrone Davis
Are there any acts you love to hate?
Yes.
Who are they?
Chas & Dave - they called me a cunt once.
Why did they do that?
I saw them in Brighton and I wanted them to sign my t-shirt but I was a little bit drunk at the time and was laughing at them. There was a little undercurrent of “There’s Chas & Dave- whoa”. But they couldn’t take a joke and I saw their true colours. He dropped the C bomb in my face. No class. Like he’s never had that reaction before come on “raba, raba, rabbit rabbit rabbit” (he sings) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLHKzs12OGw). Its not exactly out of order, I was giving them more rabbit than Sainsbury’s but they had to turn me down into a metaphoric buttock. But fuck them. I’m bringing Chas & Dave down.
If you had a fight with them, do you think you’d win?
No. They’d probably play dirty and bring out darts and billiard equipment and get really filthy.
If you could use a weapon what would you go for?
Probably a cigarette mounted on a dart. That would be pay back for those boys.
Which one song do you wish you had written?
Wolly by Chas & Dave, they actually did write that song it was on a computer game I used to play. No probably The Lebanon by Human League.
How do British audiences compare to those in Germany?
Brits 7 out of 10, Germany 6 out of 10. Germany is a big country; I’ve averaged it off because I only like playing in Berlin and Hamburg, the rest of its shit. Munich is crap; Cologne is crap, Frankfurt’s crap. But in England most it’s pretty good.
Where’s your favourite place to perform in the UK?
Leeds.
What was your first job?
Worked in WH.Smiths in Huntingdon, Cambridgeshire.
Which other celebrity would you least like to be stuck on a desert island with and why?
Phil Spector (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Phil_Spector) – he doesn’t seem like a very nice man. I wouldn’t like to hang out with him much. Might be quite fun to pick his brains though. I think he’s a bit dangerous; he’d probably do you in during the middle of the night if you were alone with him on an island.
About Phil Spector
We would have to agree considering his current convictions for shooting a nightclub hostess at his apartment in 2003. Read more:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_depth/uk/2000/newsmakers/2737229.stmhttp://music.guardian.co.uk/news/story/0,,2257524,00.html
Are you familiar with James Morrison?
Yes
How do you feel being compared to him?
He’s a mate of mine (we’re unable to state whether this is true or not); I’m actually going to write his next album. He’s a good lad and he’s done well. He paved the way for people, well of course I started it in 2005 and all then all these people used the clear stepping stone that I made and took all my Grammy’s and Brit awards. But I’m back guys so watch your fucking arse alright. Me and James are going to hit it hard - a collaboration between me, James and James Blunt. It’s called the 3 tenors and its going to have pictures of 3 ten pound notes in a wine glass free a free packet of crisps and vocal lessons.
What flavour crisps?
Cheese
Where do you see yourself in 10 years?
Hopefully selling Fromage or in the fishing game. Organic fishing that is, sustainable, none of this fish farm nonsense.
Are you going to give up on music then?
I might do it as a side hobby.