Always wandered who your celebrity evil twin is? Take our insightful quiz to find out which superstar would want you at their party.

1. At a party, you’re likely to be spotted:

A. Falling off a table and being rushed to hospital.
B. Adjusting your tiara and offering to take your pants off for charity.
C. Groping someone’s boyfriend. Especially if they’re twice your age – you miss your dad.
D. In a corner with Al Gore talking strategy for the next climate change conference.
E. You haven’t been to a party since 1987. Dinner parties don’t count.

2. Your favourite fashion item is:

A. A pink wig and minidress. Underwear and shoes optional.
B. Anything flashy and with lots of sequins, accessorised with tinted sunglasses.
C. Black nail polish and a Balenciaga bag filled with your stash, a bottle of Jack and a poodle.
D. Wraparound sunglasses and a peace sign.
E. A pair of hush puppies or a white v-neck jumper draped around your shoulders.

3. As you stumble out of Chinawhite, you notice the paparazzi snapping some compromising photos of you. You:

A. Attack them with an umbrella. But do it with your good side.
B. Tell them they are “rude, vile pigs” and storm off.
C. Start slagging off Paris Hilton, accusing her of pinching you. Then get in your car and accidentally crash into them. Then attempt to sue them for damages.
D. Tell them about the plight of Darfur.
E. Chinawhite? Is that a porcelain factory? The paparazzi haven’t shown any interest since 1987!

4. Your Facebook status is most likely to inform friends that you are:

A. Married again! You love Vegas!
B. Feeling the love tonight.
C. In Jail. Bungalow 8 tomorrow night for just the one drink?
D. Out recycling last season’s leather trousers.
E. You don’t have enough friends to be on Facebook, plus you’ve not used a computer since 1987!

5. Of all the things you’ve done, you’re most proud of:

A. Fitting into that little red catsuit back in the day. What went so wrong?
B. Your party-planning genius. Blowing £30 million in two years on trendy soirees was totally worth it. Although that £300,000 on flowers may have been a tad excessive.
C. All the fuss that got made over those tasteful nude photos you shot a while back. You’re sure playboy will come knocking any day now.
D. Your fashion range to fight AIDS in Africa.
E. Saving yourself for the right one.

6. Having dinner at the Ivy, you’re most likely to order:

A. A burger, chicken wings, a hot dog, a tub of cookie dough ice cream and a side order of Valium. Then you make the waiter run out to Starbucks as the Ivy’s coffee is not up to your standards.
B. An exotic Vietnamese dish they don’t have on the menu and vintage Champagne.
C. Mineral water and for dessert a bottle of vodka
D. Everything on the menu. Then you bag it up and charter your private jet to Burma to feed an orphanage.
E. A fruit salad: your teeth are too weak to chew proper food.

7. Your biggest talent is:

A. Walking barefoot through public restrooms and not catching anything.
B. Looking fabulously fashionable at all times without the help of a stylist.
C. You’re so famous you don’t need a talent, do you?
D. Bringing about world peace single-handedly.
E. Continuing to be oblivious to the fact that you’re a bit of a joke and no one under 50 knows who you are.

Now add up your answers (Mostly As, Bs, Cs, Ds or Es) and Click Here to find out which superstar you’re channelling!